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AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

10k, arrest, challenge, House, staycation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	671
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, 1807964914033492194, BLOCK, IWnj91xAq7o, Minecraft, Party, rayearth_info, Server, Status, tomaranai, Tomaranais, x-com

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	455745	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

alluring whiff, appealing fragrance, captivating odor, charming aroma, delightful funk, enchanting funk, enjoyable stink, enticing smell, fascinating scent, favorite scent, intriguing smell, love, LoveFunk, odd odor, peculiar fragrance, pleasant stench, quirky aroma, SmellCraft, strange scent, unique fragrance, unusual aroma, weird smell

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	4502	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6473

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)