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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1013
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	629

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4512	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	1155
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!