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TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	312
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	252	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Community, Conversation, digital communication, discussion, internet, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 201555455, online forum, online interaction, post number, Server, tags, Thread, user id, User-generated content, web forum

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchantments Applied:	169	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!

CraftyFianceMC Server

background check, charges, children, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyFianceMC, Deception, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, ex wife, family, Fiance, Home ownership, Honesty, Lies, relationship, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Siblings, Trust, Truth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest drama-filled fantasies! Meet your fiancé, let’s call him Matthew (even though he’s really 58 and not who he says he is), and uncover all his lies and secrets.

With the skills you learned from your retired cop father, you can run background checks on all your virtual dates and catch them in their web of lies. Does your Minecraft fiancé claim to own a home? Nope! Does he have a shady past with charges from 2000? You betcha! And don’t even get us started on his fake family members.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, deception, and uncovering the truth. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be the asshole for keeping quiet, spill the tea and call out those half truths! Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

BILvacate911

aita, Alcoholic, anxiety, apply for jobs, audhd, behavioral issues, bil, BILvacate911, cat, coding bootcamp, Demands, Disaster, dog, FIRED, food service, gig work, giving notice, Homeless, Job, kitchen, move in, narcissism, psychiatric meds, regret, rental, Résumé, Retail, Thc, unemployed, video games, walls of texts

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.

Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!

✨ Aeltheria ✨ – The Minecraziest Server Ever! – SMP, Java, 1.20.4, Jobs, Towny

1.20.4, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, blacksmith, Collectibles, Cultivator, Custom Equipment Wraps, Custom Titles, Earnable Premium Currency, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Immersive NPCs, java, Jobs, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Minecraziest, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Prospector, Server, skins, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, Unique Fish Textures, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage, welcome

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to Aeltheria!

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. You can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear with petals or crate keys. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken. This feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

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Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

controversy, Copyright, Digital Media, Entertainment, Havoc, hololive, intellectual property, Japanese idols, legal issues, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, online platform, Permission, public relations, scandal, Server, social media, streaming, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	8558
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	33
Star Shards Collected:	150	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3163	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Hololive is asking for permission to join in on the fun. That’s right, our players are so talented that they’re attracting the attention of virtual idols. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to do a collab with Kizuna AI while building your epic castle made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to ask permission from Hololive first!