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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7667 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).
So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?