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Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

ChaosCraft: Where We Make Your Minecraft Dreams a Nightmare!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6803
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they try to fend off a barrage of clucking bombs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground labyrinth filled with mischievous gnomes who will steal your items and leave behind ridiculous pranks. Good luck trying to navigate your way out of that mess!

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Who knew that the key to defeating a mighty beast was busting out your best moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 265471451 by Anonymous

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5629	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5219	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Votes:	9746
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	137

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!