Xenolord MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans

US, 2050, liver damage, metabolic disorders, liver disease

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!

we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!

come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

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Enchanted Haven 1.21.2

tight outfit, Fashionable, tight, slender, slim

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.

You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

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LoveCraftedMC

love, Intimacy, valued, care, compassion

When was the last time you really felt loved? Probably when you joined our Minecraft server and were greeted by a horde of virtual puppies licking your face with pixelated love! Our server is like a warm hug from a creeper, except it won’t explode in your face (we promise). Join us for a chance to experience the most heartwarming virtual community ever, where even the zombies will stop trying to eat your brain just to give you a virtual hug. So come on in, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter at all the ridiculousness that goes down here!

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Crafty ADHD Kids

emotional difficulties, emotional regulation skills, Emotional support, emotional stability, behavioral issues

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EMOTIONAL REGULATION DIFFICULTIES AND ADHD UP IN HERE! WE’RE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY KIDS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL OUR FEELINGS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS OUR SERVER! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US?! #ADHDGANG #EMOTIONALWRECKS #BESTSERVEREVER

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MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

manga series, MangaVerse, favorite manga quotes, favorite quotes, manga speech bubbles

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!

We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.

Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate

family involvement, involvement, Communication, school events, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!

But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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USACorruptionMinecraftSMP

Corruption, scandal, united states, Accountability, comparison

Lol this Minecraft SMP is like the United States of Minecraft servers, except we actually embrace the corruption! Join us and experience the thrill of backstabbing your friends for diamonds, creating secret alliances to take over the server, and bribing the admin with virtual cookies for special perks. We’re so corrupt, even Herobrine is scared to mess with us! So come on, join our crazy world where chaos reigns and the only rule is there are no rules! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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AwkwardComplimentCraft

Social Interaction, BackHanded, strange, awkward compliment, AwkwardComplimentCraft

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive the most awkward and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard! Imagine being told your block-placing skills are so on point, they make the Ender Dragon jealous. Or that your mining abilities are so epic, they make Steve himself want to trade pickaxes with you. Join our server for a non-stop stream of ridiculous compliments that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether and back!

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ReviveCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

Invasion, russia, Defense, Ceasefire, ReviveCraft

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your laughter! we got more mods than a grandma’s knitting club and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens attack you. but don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – a giant flying llama that shoots rainbows out of its butt to save the day.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than a chest full of rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the epicness begin!

p.s. we heard that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a minecraft pro and all your wildest dreams will come true. just saying.

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Mollusk Blood Antibiotics

protein therapy, scientific discovery, antibiotic discovery, mollusk, drug development

so, like, this server is like a magical land where you can, like, fight off bacteria with mollusk blood proteins. yeah, you heard me right. join our server and become a bacteria-killing warrior with the power of the sea creatures.

imagine running around with your sword made of mollusk blood, slaying all the germs and bad guys in your way. you’ll be unstoppable, like a superhero with a shellfish twist.

not only that, but these proteins also make existing antibiotics even stronger. so you’ll be like a double threat to all the bad stuff in the world.

so come on, join our server and become a legendary fighter with the power of the mollusk. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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