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BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2826	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2668
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	197	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	4963	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magic Items Found:	5048	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Farms Harvested:	382	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

CraftyBillionaire

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	1377
Farms Harvested:	370	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!