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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD

WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	6400
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Runes Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

MCommunity

Creative, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	846

Our Minecraft server officially opened on March 15, 2021. Right now we have. Survival server construction world (x/z +-3000 blocks) without monsters mining world monster world Nether and end test world.

Game version is the server running? – This is currently 1.20.1 (Java) Which game version can I use to access the server? – This is for Java 1.20.1 – And Bedrock should work too.

Is there a rail system/warehouse system? – Yes we have

mcommunity.dsh.gg

Aquarena

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

We are a laid-back survival server for players to have fun and enjoy Minecraft like it’s the old days. We are a mostly vanilla server with a few plugins that encourage player interaction and enhance the player’s experience. We hope you to see you soon!

Aquarena.mcserver.us

NeonCPvP

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

NeonCPvP is a crystal pvp server featuring grindy SMP mechanics, hardcore ranked cpvp duels, and cpvp tournaments!

neoncpvp.net

Ankalar Network

Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

There is both air (PC) and bedrock (mobile) access to our Minecraft server. Towny and a few more games will be added to our server, which is currently SKY Block. There is also a football and PVP area on our server. Plus, events, daily gifts, Wheel of Fortune are available on the website. The credits you earn from the Wheel of Fortune are available on the Web. You can get safe spawner VIP from the site. In total, we have only 9 Officials in SKY Block, our guides and officials on our server.

play.ankalarmc.net

Crafty Caverns

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	362	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6203	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

We are a Minecraft survival server based on adventure, and exploration! All of our donor ranks give benefits to EVERYONE, our staff is very chill, and we have multiple worlds for you to choose from! We also feature land claim, shops, and so much more!

play.craftycaverns.net

AsgardMC

Earth, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

—-AsgardMC—- Great community! A new survival server with good comunity and staff! Super plugins ! Crates,Fishing,Shop,jobs and more…

We are waiting for you on the server as many as possible!

157.90.181.250:25501

CoinSMP

Economy, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1710	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

This is the CoinSMP where every time you get a kill you get plus 20 coins and every time you die you lose 20 coins. There will be a regular shop with regular currency and a coin shop that sells boosters and custom items. This server has custom items, custom biomes, and custom structures. You can even bet the coins you earn at /warp casino. Tick speed is going to be 150 and we are gonna have sugar cane and cactus sell for lots for beginners.

play.coinsmp.net

Spirit of ECB

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

This is a Vanilla SMP server with very little plugins and an unmoderated raw community. We do not moderate the chat and leave most players alone. Chat and work together with others to become the most powerful player, or work with others and build something magnificant! If you want no moderation, and build protection this is the right server for you. Proximity chat enabled through the Simple Voice Chat mod

158.69.120.25

Hotdog Water Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Mines Excavated:	3253
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	841
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats.There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.

This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

dead.hotdogwater.dog

RuneRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

RuneRPG.net