xd – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 928748360, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown author, xd

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD

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WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, animal, Animals, asterisks, BootyCraft, butt, Butts, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humoristic, jokes, laugh out loud, Laughter, lmaoo, Minecraft, rofl, Server, xd

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

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Disappointed Peaceful Table

Communication, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, interpersonal skills., keeping the peace, Négotiation, Peaceful, Peacekeeping, problem solving, relationships, resolution, Table, teamwork, Understanding

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.

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Crafty Love Connection

bond strengthening, Clarity, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional intimacy, interpersonal connection, love, meaning in life, mutual understanding, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, sense-making, shared experiences, shared reality, study findings, trust building, uncertainty reduction, world around them

so, like, u ever wanted to feel like u in a romantic relationship with ur minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! this server is all about that shared reality, man. when u and ur fellow players have that mutual understanding, it’s like u completing each other’s sentences, but in minecraft.

u won’t feel uncertain about anything on this server, cuz we all in this together, building and crafting and laughing our way to victory. and let me tell u, when u log off, u gonna feel like u have more meaning in ur life. u gonna be like, “wow, i really did something today in that minecraft server. i am fulfilled.”

plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, but also kinda beautiful in a weird way. u never know what u gonna find on this server, but u know it’s gonna be epic.

so come join us, and let’s create our own shared reality in the world of minecraft. together, we can conquer anything and everything. also, there’s free cake. who doesn’t love free cake?

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What is the IP for VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA Minecraft Server?

Champions, EMEA, Minecraft, Server, Tour, VALORANT

The VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a premier esports tournament featuring the top teams from Europe, the Middle East, and Africa competing in Riot Games’ popular tactical first-person shooter game, VALORANT. The tournament provides a platform for teams to showcase their skills and compete for a spot in the global VALORANT Champions Tour. With high stakes and intense competition, the VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a must-watch event for esports fans around the world.

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KAGAYAKI

Cheating, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, Griefing, hermitcraft, HermitCraft style, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Mods, NA West, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, rules, smp, stealing, tectonic terrain generation, Timber, Vanilla structures

Server Overview:

Server Name	KAGAYAKI – Vanilla+ SMP
Server Focus	Community-driven Vanilla gameplay
Server Features	Improved vanilla structures, tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord	Join the Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY No Cheating or Exploiting No Griefing or Stealing Respectful Behavior Client Side Mods Allowed

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without any mods?	Yes, you don’t need to install any mods to play on this server.
What version is the server running on?	Version 1.21.4
Are client-side mods allowed?	Yes, mods like Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc., are allowed.
What are some server-specific datapacks and plugins?	Vanilla Tweaks: Crafting Tweaks and more Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Taverns Tectonic terrain generation True Ending: Better Ender Dragon Fight Plugins: Dynmaps – [Link to Dynmap] Image2map – Insert custom images into the game

Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, AMBITION, aspirations, career, catwalk, confusion, contemplation, Decision making, Designer, fashion, goals, introspection, Isles, MODEL, mystic, runway, rye, self reflection, Style, success, Thoughts, trend, uncertainty

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

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Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

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BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

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MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

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CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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