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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Star Shards Collected:	210
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	64	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	218
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1263
Crops Grown:	8327	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9223
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	6206	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	77

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	217	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6112	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!