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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8795 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
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