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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.
our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
