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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2857 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.
our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.
seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.
so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
