Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading monopoly, and only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, if Cock.li is kill, then our server is the ultimate resurrection of fun and madness!