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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 928 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
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