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StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Towns Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mines Excavated:	2818	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3701	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9861
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	781393
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	413
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Items Found:	4883
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Votes:	7541
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mines Excavated:	2619
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!