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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1322 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular YouTube content creator and Twitch streamer 
