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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1103 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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