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Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, affirmative action, discrimination, Diversity, dreamscape, equality, gender bias, gender equality, inclusion, Marginalized, Medicine, minority groups, Privilege, racial bias, Realms, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic discrimination, tech industry, underrepresented, white men, workplace discrimination

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1847
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Bruh, forget about all that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual doctor! You can cure pixelated zombies with your magical healing powers and build hospitals out of blocks! Who needs real life when you can save lives in the virtual world? Plus, we have a secret lab where you can create potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and let your inner mad scientist run wild!

The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

ai, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Caring, crafter, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, nikke, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, sharing, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3199	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a strict sharing/caring policy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our AI guides will blow your mind with their unlimited gens, and our BLACKED Modding will take your gameplay to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We also offer official BLACKED clothing for your in-game character, a BNWO dictionary for all your roleplaying needs, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms program that will leave you speechless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, communication with god, connect with god, connecting with higher self, connecting with the divine, connecting with the universe, divine connection, FAITH, finding god, GodlyConnection, Higher power, meditation, Minecraft, PRAYER, relationship with god, Religion, religious practices, seeking God, smp, spiritual connection, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Farms Harvested:	282

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

BlockyBodBoost

balanced diet, BlockyBodBoost, fitness routine, health tip, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle choices, healthy living, holistic healing, holistic health, life changing, mental health awareness, mind-body connection, mindfulness practice, natural remedies, positive mindset, preventative care, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, wellness journey

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Projections Made:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will literally change your life!

Join us and discover the health tip that will have you feeling like a Minecraft superhero. Our players have reported increased energy levels, improved focus, and even the ability to mine diamonds with their minds!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that grants players eternal youth. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless days of blocky adventures.

So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival

Bacteria, biological defense, Biologists, Defense, defense mechanism, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, gene transfer, genetic adaptation, genetic defense, genetic evolution, genetic mutation, horizontal gene transfer, insect behavior, PARASITE, parasitic wasps, predation, scientific research, species, Survival, survival strategy, symbiotic relationship

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

So, like, this server is like if fruit flies and bacteria had a baby and made a super fly that can survive anything! Join us and become a super fly in the Minecraft world! We have crazy adventures where you can battle parasitic wasps and show off your horizontal gene transfer skills. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Fly high with us and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before!

MineElite MC

Australian, Enhancements, gameplay, mc, Minecraft, MineElite, PERMISSIONS, Raw, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	559	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Australian Raw Survival Server, with few little enhancments added otherwise back to raw gameplay, all welcome to play, and earn permissions ontop of existing ones

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Bismarck

bismarck, Create, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, Modded, muskets, Recruits – Workers, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the year 1836 with pre-claimed nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Server Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Modlist	View Modlist
Map with Claims	Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address	bismarck.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the setting of the Bismarck Minecraft Server?

A: The server is set in the year 1836 with pre-claimed nations on a Modded Medieval Earth map.

Q: What are some of the server features?

A: The server features colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

Q: Is there a stock market on the server?

A: Yes, there is a stock market feature on the server.

Q: Where can I view the modlist for the server?

A: You can view the modlist here.

Q: How can I access the Dynmap with claims?

A: You can access the Dynmap with claims here.

Q: What is the Minecraft server IP address?

A: The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

A: You can find more information on the server and modpack on the Discord Server.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.4

1.20.4, Balmung, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Mana, Marilith, materia, Mateus, MEETUPS, mist, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shirogane Ward, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, survival tips, XIV, Yak T’el, zurvan

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Starlight Celebration but on crack! We got meetups like crazy, more lit than a Christmas tree on fire. We got Free Companies, Linkshells, and resources for days. Plus, we got a LOTR marathon at Snowsteep Springs, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the NYE Meetup at Malboro Shirogane Ward, it’s gonna be wilder than a creeper explosion. Join now or regret it forever, bro. #MinecraftMadness

Remembered Minecraft SMP

celebration, commemoration, Honor, Legacy, memorial, memorial bench, memorial ceremony, memorial event, memorial fund, memorial garden, memorial plaque, memorial scholarship, memorial service, memorial statue, memorial tribute, memorialization, Minecraft, Remembered, Remembrance, smp, Tribute

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a legend like no other! How will you be remembered? Will you be known as the Chicken Whisperer, the Creeper Tamer, or the Diamond Hoarder? The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or a house made entirely of cake (just watch out for hungry players).

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From rogue skeletons to mischievous Endermen, you never know what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you end up as just another player lost in the wilderness?

Join us and write your own story in the annals of Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe one day they’ll sing songs of your bravery and wit around the virtual campfire. Or maybe they’ll just laugh at that time you accidentally punched a villager and started a riot. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride on our server.

XmasWarzone: Biden Backs Ukraine

Alliance, backs, biden, christmas, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, global affairs, INCREASE, international relations, Military Supplies, Missiles Attacks, Position, russia, Russian forces, SECURITY, Statement, Strengthen, Support, Ukraine, US President Joe Biden, XmasWarzone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	660082

so, like, yo, this server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got crazier battles than russia vs ukraine on christmas, like seriously, it’s lit 🔥 we got so much military supplies to beef up ur defenses against any haters tryna mess with u, like we got ur back fam. join now and be a part of the most epic battles in minecraft history, u won’t regret it, trust me bro. #minecraft4life #defendlikeachamp #joinusnow