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FutaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9355	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	2361	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6351	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	389106

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!