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ETH All In Minecraft Server

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized applications, decentralized finance, digital assets, ETF, ETH, ethereum, financial markets, Investment, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, short-term gains, smart contracts, speculative trading, tokenization, Trading

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special ETF trading feature that allows you to invest in virtual ETH and ETH shitcoins!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant Ender Dragon made entirely out of crypto! That’s right, we’ve combined the worlds of Minecraft and cryptocurrency to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual crypto billionaire in no time! Just be careful not to get wrecked by a Creeper while you’re busy making those sweet ETH gains.

DaughterCraftTeacherDrama

angry email, complaining, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraftTeacherDrama, ear defenders, folic acid deficiency, investigation, Last year, mat leave, music teacher, numbness, pins and needles, safeguarding, school policy, school trip, SEN, Supplements, Teacher, tingling, Upset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	321	Ores Mined:	6350
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re on a wild school trip? Join our server now!

Just like the teacher in this story, we promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Get ready for numbness and tingling in your legs (from all the excitement, of course) and occasional bouts of nausea (from laughing too hard at our hilarious jokes).

Don’t worry, we won’t let you leave the server even if you’re struggling to walk from all the fun. And if you ever need ear defenders, we’ve got you covered – just don’t tell anyone or the music teacher might get upset!

Join now for a school trip experience like no other, where every day is an adventure and you never know what crazy antics will happen next. Who needs a bus ride when you can journey through our virtual world and have the time of your life? See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a blast!

RedYeastRiceRiot

Accountability, Bosses, consequences, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, crisis management., deaths, health crisis, investigation, Japan firm, leadership, legal ramifications, pharmaceuticals, Public Safety, red yeast rice tablets, RedYeastRiceRiot, regulatory compliance, Resign, resignations, scandal, Tragedy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

haha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Redutu Network

Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, business management, Earth, Gaming, Gaming Community, Guster.ro, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Games, Popular, real world map, Redutu Network, Resource Management, Romania, Romanian Server, Server, Survival, survival earth, Tycoon

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Guster.ro is a popular Minecraft server in Romania, offering game modes such as Survival Earth (real world map), Tycoon (resource and business management) and BoxPVP (intense battles in a small arena).

GUSTER.RO

Tomoso Smp: Where the creepers are chill and the community is small… but mighty!

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Mighty, multiplayer, No Griefing, No mods, player-driven, PvP, Small, smp, Survival, survival server, Tomoso, Unique, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	165	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Plugins	Quality of life plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have general rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players, which are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I create land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server to maintain the original Minecraft feel.
How do I participate in the diamond-based economy?	You can trade with other players using diamonds as currency or participate in player-run markets.

BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

ancien régime, Babylon, BabylonCraft, beasts of burden, blood lines, caste system, cosmology, Creation, Cycles, Daemonism, egypt, heaven’s, higher forms of existence, History, Minecraft, occultists, philosophers, progress, Rome 2.0, sacrifice, selective breeding, Server, Techne

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

RingWars Minecraft Server

barren volcanic, cannibalizing, dark fantasy, dark lord, Destruction, epic battle, epic conclusion, evil ruler, Extinction, FANTASY, fantasy world, Hellscape, master plan, middle earth, Minecraft, next step, orc infested, Plants, power struggle, rapid extinction, RingWars, Server, war of the ring

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the one ring has been won and Middle Earth is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with volcanic eruptions and orc cannibalism! Will you join forces with the remaining survivors or embrace your inner orc and feast on your enemies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive at all costs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of this epic, twisted adventure unlike any other!

Ex-Hubby Drama Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, Communication, Divorce, Drama, ExHubby, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, loyalty, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, role models, Server, Sisterhood, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chance to reconnect with long-lost family members, exes, and their new partners – all while navigating the treacherous waters of loyalty and betrayal.

Who needs to build a house when you can build bridges between feuding family members instead? Will you choose to stay loyal to your sister, or will you risk it all for a chance at a new friendship?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your block. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family drama showdown!

TripPanicDineGoneWild

Apologize.., awkward, Communication, Concert, Dinner, embarrassed, family, Friend, Hotel, Irritation, jabs, leaving early, Planning, refund, reservations, ticket, trip, TripPanicDineGoneWild, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!