xanderhal Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, best movie, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, film critique, film fanatic, movie aficionado, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendation, movie review, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch movie, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated film, top rated movie, unforgettable film

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Farms Harvested:	934	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	191
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	2108
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	157
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Votes:	1301

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3096
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!