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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 500 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
