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Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	6772	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Votes:	6992	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	3879	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	147
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!