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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7043 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4752 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.
so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?
join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.
