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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 215 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
