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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8709 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 92 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1996 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.