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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4719 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!