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Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	255	Ores Mined:	7731
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	913469
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Emeralds Found:	6901	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Farms Harvested:	398
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4922
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	6459

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5040	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	6372	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!