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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3080
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7046
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	673
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!