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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7301 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 2296 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
