Wuthering Games Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4974	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	272659

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?