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AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	517	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	157

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5399	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.