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Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ores Mined:	1853
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	5091	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Farms Harvested:	704	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, Linkshells, Live, Lodestone, LXXXIII, MALE MIDLANDERS, middie gang, Minecraft, part, Producer, Resources, September 11th, smp, special event, The Rising, xivg

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6137	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Hey there, fellow midlanders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, attention seeker, Communication, Confrontation, creepy stalker, creepycraft, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Girlfriend, judgment, LEAVING, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, Public, relationship, Server, shopping, Store, Support, Trust, validation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and guessing what will happen next? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure will come your way!

Join us for the chance to experience wild scenarios like being accused of stalking your own girlfriend in a grocery store! Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can navigate through misunderstandings and drama like this?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be called a creep by random strangers and have your girlfriend not even defend you! It’s all part of the fun and excitement on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us today! Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what outrageous situation might come your way next!

SariNotSorryMC

Birthday Party, Chinese, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural boundaries, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, fashion, Friend, Indian clothing, Multiculturalism, Sari, SariNotSorryMC, traditional attire

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	287117	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural appropriation is a thing of the past and dressing up in any attire is encouraged!

Join us for epic birthday parties where your Indian friend will personally handpick a sari for you to wear. Don’t worry about cultural sensitivity, because on our server, diversity is celebrated with open arms (and closets full of beautiful clothing).

Experience the thrill of walking to your friend’s house in a stunning sari, only to be confronted by a random woman who just can’t handle your fabulous fashion choices. But fear not, because on our server, even the haters can’t rain on your parade.

Share your outrageous stories with friends who understand the struggle of being accused of cultural appropriation for simply following a friend’s request. And if you ever doubt your fashion choices, just remember that on our server, anything goes – whether it’s western attire or traditional Indian clothing.

So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where cultural boundaries are meant to be crossed and fashion faux pas are a thing of the past. Don’t be afraid to embrace your unique style and stand out from the crowd – because on our server, we celebrate diversity in all its colorful glory!

StressReliefCraft SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, StressReliefCraft, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you feel like your real life stress is taking over your virtual world? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your worries into blocks of obsidian! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and battle creepers with your new virtual pals. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of crazy gamers to hang out with? Come join us and let’s laugh our way to mental health together!

BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, Burnout, career, difficult boss, Frustration, Job, job insecurity, lack of appreciation, lack of growth, lack of work-life balance, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no passion, office politics, repetitive tasks, stress, toxic environment, unfulfilling, work, worst thing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?

CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine – Minecraft Server

crime, cyber warfare, cyberattack, cybercraft, data breach, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, hackers, HACKING, indictment, international relations, investigation, military intelligence, Minecraft, national security, russia, Russian, security breach, Server, Technology, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

lol this server is like that time when the russians tried to hack ukraine but in minecraft form. we got members of russian military intelligence causing chaos and cyberattacks left and right. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international espionage in a blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the hackers and save the day. but beware, you never know who might be watching your every move… dramatic music plays

MountieMayhem

“Youth, Aboriginal, Canada, Canadian, crime, discrimination, first nations, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, injustice, law enforcement, mounted police, MountieMayhem, Police Brutality, racism, Shooting, social justice, systemic racism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!