WTF Minecraft Servers

WTF Minecraft Servers

  • CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

    CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7093
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

    Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

    Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF League Minecraft Server

    WTF League Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 6467
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

    FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7748
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CampCraft: WTF Moments

    CampCraft: WTF Moments
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7180
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to experience a summer camp like no other, but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your WTF/NSFW moments!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and stumble upon a group of creepers having a wild dance party. Or maybe you come across a secret underground bunker filled with scandalous llamas trading diamond armor for emeralds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden lake where players can skinny dip under the moonlight while being serenaded by a chorus of zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a rare enchanted sword.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a summer camp experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2024 Minecraft Server: WTF Gameplay Now? LOL

    2024 Minecraft Server: WTF Gameplay Now? LOL
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4618
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster storylines? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on a wild adventure through the pixelated world of Minecraft in the year 2024. Why 2024, you ask? Because that’s when the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into flying saucers! But don’t worry, we’ve got laser guns and jetpacks to help you fight them off.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Bacon King, a pig with a crown made of bacon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for those pesky alien pig saucers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyPanic Minecraft Server

    PartyPanic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5150
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4922 Star Shards Collected: 171
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 779

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

    Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

    Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

    So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    CrushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9708
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndiaCraft Minecraft Server

    IndiaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5406
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Imagine a world where India is made entirely out of pixelated blocks – that’s right, welcome to our server!

    Join us for the chance to explore iconic Indian landmarks like the Taj Mahal, the Gateway of India, and even the bustling streets of Mumbai all recreated in Minecraft! But be careful, you might run into some unexpected surprises like a herd of pixelated cows roaming the streets or a creeper disguised as a Bollywood star!

    Not only will you get to experience the beauty of India in a whole new way, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and hilarious adventure through a pixelated version of India that will leave you saying, “WTF India looks like this?!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

    CraftyHistory Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1620
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Ores Mined: 4170

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GooseCraft Minecraft Server

    GooseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6028
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Farms Harvested: 850
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

    MissileCraft: Iran2Russia
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6284
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4881 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sodium-Free Survival

    Sodium-Free Survival
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6769
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4896
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 103 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

    we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

    our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

    so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Golden Pixel

    Golden Pixel
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 529
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 9605
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

    GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

    Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

    Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

    157.90.4.54:25706

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

    🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3135
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 3021
    Votes: 3109 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    24/7 Server Uptime
    Various mods to combat server lag
    A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
    In-game proximity voice chat
    Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
    Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
    Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

    Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

    A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyFunLand Server

    MineCraftyFunLand Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4491
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ores Mined: 2053 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

    But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

    And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

    HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1396
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

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  • Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

    Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 216
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1162 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 325
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

    Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

    So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ores Mined: 4717 Magic Items Found: 3993
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Emeralds Found: 9409
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

    Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

    WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3372
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Alien Abductions: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

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