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Pixel Bliss Land

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

HandKissCraft

authoritarianism, Behavior, ceremony, child, controversy, cultural norms, DISRESPECTFUL, Erdogan, Hand, HandKissCraft, Kissing, leadership, News, Politics, public figure, rize, Slaps, traditional customs, turkey, Video, viral

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7720
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where the owner is as savage as Erdogan slapping a child for not kissing his hand during a ceremony in Rize? Well, look no further cuz this server is lit AF!

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest events ever seen in Minecraft history. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. And guess what? The owner will personally hand out diamonds to anyone who can survive a dance-off with a zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it and claim its epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your gaming life. Just remember to watch out for Erdogan’s hand-slapping skills, you never know when he might come for you next!

AdBlockCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action. we got diamond blocks for days and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. they became the ruler of the server and built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks. legends say they still roam the server, searching for more epic loot.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs high fidelity music when you can have pigs flying and creepers dancing? let’s get this party started!

TalonCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to TalonCraft! Immerse yourself in a family-friendly survival towny community, where everything is built by our players. Enjoy a relaxed, player-driven economy perfect for those who appreciate a slower pace. As a new server, there’s much more to come, and we’re excited for you to be part of our growing community!

join.taloncraftmc.com:25576

Vanilla Oneblock and Survival Economy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Vanilla ONE BLOCK

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival Economy server, where adventure unfolds with every phase you conquer! Embark on an epic journey through 13 enjoyable crafted phases, each brimming with unique challenges and rewards or journey on to build friendships, awesome buildings, farms and EVEN MORE.

Fun : Begin with a single block, and watch your world expand with each phase you complete. From barren landscapes to bustling civilizations, every phase unveils a new dimension of possibilities. Adventure: Earn exclusive rewards like rare items and powerful enchantments as you advance through the phases. Each reward enhances your gameplay and sets you apart as a seasoned adventurer. Economy: Boost your inventory with an additional admin shop where you can make money through our bots on discord and recieve the money ingame. With silktouch spawners and admin shop, you can conquer almost anything Vanilla Oneblock and Survival IP: oneblock.secure.pebble.host Discord: discord.gg/TFGrgP6rsx (You can only join the ingame server if you join our discord server)

51.79.124.96:25604

United Phooligans – Where chaos reigns and chaos rhymes!

anti cheat, Auction, bedrock, betterteams, Chaos, Discord, invite, java, Minecraft, Phooligans, PORT, pvpers, QRxNydwXqT, REIGNS, Rhymes, Server, Shop, smp, United

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java and Bedrock
Java IP	51.79.163.212:25754
Bedrock IP	51.79.163.212
Bedrock Port	25754

What We Provide

Paid Server
Active Members
Active Owner
Open 24/7
No Admin Abuse
Good PVPERS
Paid Anti-cheat
Shop, Auction and BetterTeams

Join Now! https://discord.com/invite/QRxNydwXqT

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is open 24/7.
Is there admin abuse?	No, there is no admin abuse on this server.
Does the server have good PVPERS?	Yes, there are good PVPERS on the server.
Is there a paid anti-cheat system in place?	Yes, there is a paid anti-cheat system on the server.

ClayFighter Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of all those boring fighting games with the same old characters and moves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a ClayFighter on steroids! We’ve got crazy custom characters made entirely out of clay that will have you laughing and battling for hours on end.

Join our server and experience epic battles between a giant clay chicken and a ninja made out of spaghetti. Watch as a clay cowboy rides a clay unicorn into battle, shooting rainbow lasers out of its horn. And don’t even get me started on the clay dragon that breathes fire made of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane mini-games like Clay Spleef, where you have to dig through layers of clay while avoiding falling into a pit of lava made of melted cheese. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at Clay Parkour, where you have to jump from platform to platform made of jello without falling into the abyss of pudding below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious ClayFighter-inspired battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HHH’s Creeper Club

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	116	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Dexter Lumis building secret underground bases, Karrion Kross challenging players to epic PvP battles, and Nikki Cross leading a pack of wild wolves on daring adventures. And don’t even get us started on the year 2024 – rumor has it that the entire server will be taken over by sentient llamas who demand sacrifices of golden carrots. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

2030sCraft: Future Fun!

2030sCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, digital transformation, economic trends, Education reform, environmental impact, Fun, Future, future predictions, global politics, healthcare advancements, innovation, population growth, renewable energy, societal changes, space exploration, sustainability initiatives, technology advancements, twenty thirties, urbanization, work-life balance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Step into our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! In the year 2030, the world is ruled by talking llamas who have a penchant for building epic structures out of diamond blocks. Join our server to witness epic llama battles, ride on flying pigs, and participate in dance parties with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Who needs to predict the future when you can experience it firsthand in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!