Imagine a world where taking your daughter skiing is considered inappropriate, and buying her a smartphone at the age of 9 is completely normal. Our server is filled with characters like Stephanie, who will make you question your sanity with her outrageous antics.
Help Steve navigate the treacherous waters of co-parenting while dealing with a hoarding ex who refuses to give out social security numbers. Will he ever enroll his daughter in insurance? Will he finally stand up to Stephanie’s weed-smoking ways? Only time will tell on our chaotic Minecraft server.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join us and experience a world where the only shots you’ll be taking are from a bow and arrow, not a tequila bottle. No more pressure to chug potions or get plastered on fermented spider eyes.
Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without anyone calling you “boring” or “no fun” for not wanting to drink a Minecraft potion.
So come join us and let your creativity flow without the drama of drunk players trying to convince you to join their brewing party. You deserve a Minecraft world where you can be yourself, even if that means saying no to a virtual drink.
join our server and u can be like zelenskyy, leading ur own army of pixelated warriors to victory against the evil creepers and zombies. u can even get military aid in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor, cuz we got ur back, bro.
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We got straight chud friends for days who will join you in your quest to avoid becoming gay and getting fucked in the ass.
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Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your bros over your shared disdain for the LGBTQ+ community.
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Forget about crazy girlfriends and their even crazier mothers, on our server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft siblings steal your diamonds.
Say goodbye to stressful airport pickups and last-minute changes of plans. On our server, you make the rules and nobody can go to the lake without your permission (unless they have a boat, of course).
So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating epic adventures. Plus, we promise there will be no passive-aggressive text messages from your virtual girlfriend.
Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?
Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!
So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?
join us and u’ll see reduced drug and alcohol misuse cuz u’ll be too busy mining diamonds and slayin’ creepers. u’ll gain new perspectives on life as u build ur own virtual empire and conquer the minecraft world.
ur mental health will be on fleek as u navigate through challenges and obstacles, making u stronger and more resilient. ur brain will be rewired as u strategize and problem solve in this pixelated paradise.
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