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Borrelionation: The Antibiotic Resistance Saga

antibiotic, antibiotic treatment, antimicrobial resistance, Borrelionation, future research, ineffective treatments, nationwide cohort study, neuroborreliosis, Patients, resistance, Saga, scientific basis, unnecessary harm

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more chaos than a herd of creepers!

Join us and become part of our wacky community where we do things that make no sense but are hella fun! Like, did you know that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s true!

And get this, on our server, we have a mini-game where you have to ride a pig through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry chickens! It’s wild, man!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! And inside, there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs scientific basis when you can have this much fun? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together!

JoJoLand httpst.meJojolandpe Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, banner, best, Chaos, Community, competitive, Fun, Gaming, jojo, jojoland, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Best Anarchy Server

jojoland.ru:19132

SchoolDays

Adventure, argentina, argentino, cars, Chile, chileno, city, colombia, Community, custom furniture, decision, decorating, Experience, Hispano, home design, Mexicano, mexico, Minecraft, Paraguay, Roleplay, Romantic dates, SchoolDays, Server, Servidor, sunset, Survival, unforgettable, Uruguay, virtual life

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to SchoolDays, the Minecraft server where your virtual life becomes a realistic adventure! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of exciting possibilities: from romantic dates under the sunset to driving cars around the city, designing and decorating your own home with custom furniture, and much more! Join a passionate community where every decision counts and every moment is lived to the fullest. Discover SchoolDays and make every day an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

schooldays.club

MorallyCrafted Minecraft Server

anti-democracy, autistic incels, banning pornography, closed borders, flat Earth conspiracy theories, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Interpretations, involuntarily committed, Minecraft, moral relativism, MorallyCrafted, normies, preventatively detained, Racial segregation, Server, telling women what to do, Transphobia, universal evils

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	217

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!

Respawn Realm Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, beyond the grave, beyond the veil, crossing over, death experience, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, paranormal activity, Purgatory, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, what comes next

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Ever wondered what happens when you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to find out firsthand! When you kick the bucket, you’ll be transported to a magical land filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. It’s a party in the afterlife, and you’re invited!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride rainbow-colored llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest afterlife adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

SupportMyBlockyLife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of being roasted by your spouse for being a sugar baby in your 20s? Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to bring up your past financial arrangements! Our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you for your past choices. Plus, we have a special “No Roasting Zone” where you can escape any jokes about your past and just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. So come join us and leave the past behind – literally!

TinyWorld Minecraft Server

amazing coincidences, astonishing encounters, bizarre connections, chance encounters, Coincidence, fate, interconnected world, jaw-dropping coincidences, mind-blowing coincidences, mind-boggling connections, Minecraft, random meetings, remarkable connections, serendipity, Server, small world, strange encounters, surprising connections, TinyWorld, unbelievable coincidences, uncanny encounters, unexpected connections, unusual coincidences

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	192
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ores Mined:	947	Players Killed by Monsters:	4111
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Have you ever found yourself in a Minecraft server where you randomly bump into your long-lost cousin who you haven’t seen in years? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to reconnect with all your estranged relatives while building epic structures and battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground civilization of diamond-loving gnomes who are just waiting for players to discover their hidden treasures. So not only will you be crafting and mining like a pro, but you might also stumble upon a gnome dance party or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

HateCakeLoveCookies

controversial, cravings, dessert, dislike, DIVISIVE, flavor, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCakeLoveCookies, indulgence, love, opinion, Popular, Preference, sugary, SWEET, sweets, Taste, Texture, Treat, unpopular

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Farms Harvested:	249
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	3167
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the most popular dessert in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who hate the same dessert as you! That’s right, no more feeling like the odd one out when you join our community of dessert haters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy? That’s right, you can literally eat your way through the ground if you get hungry while exploring.

So come join us on our dessert-hating, breakdancing llama-filled, cotton candy island Minecraft server today! Who needs dessert when you have all this craziness to enjoy?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bid, BLOCK, blockparty, Campaign, candidates, Coalition, collaboration, Defeat, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, French politics, Minecraft, opposition, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity, Voting, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Potions Brewed:	81

so, like, imagine this, right? u got these french peeps, they all like “nah fam, we can’t let the far-right win” so they all join forces and bow out of the race together. it’s like a big ol’ party of unity and stuff. and now they’re all like “yo, come join our minecraft server, we got crazy builds and epic battles, plus we’re all about that unity vibe, ya know? so come on in and let’s block that far-right together, one block at a time!” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

assault, Attack, Bash, Beatdown, Birthday, birthday celebration, brutality, crime, DesertCraft, discrimination, hate crime, hate crime awareness, Homophobia, injustice, intolerance, lesbian couple, LGBTQ, middle eastern men, night out, Party, violence, violence against women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.