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Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Enchantments Applied:	146	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Votes:	1882
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4607
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4768	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	7850
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!