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The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

agendas, agents, assets, Behavior, Culling, DARK AGE, diseased, Elites, Excuses, Global scale, Glutenous, ISOLATED, justifications, KAKERGI, loyalty, Minecraft, narratives, PREDATORS, Purge, smp, unjust, wretches

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	534	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

avoid them, block them, Chaos, Chronicles, deter them, discourage them, eliminate them, halt them, hinder them, how do we stop them, impede them, Minecraft, obstruct them, prevent their actions, prevent their behavior, prevent their impact, prevent their influence, prevent them, put an end to them, smp, STOP, stop them, stop them from causing harm, stop them now, thwart them

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	4937
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Potions Brewed:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	459

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Potions Brewed:	105
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2153	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	256

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4827	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mines Excavated:	2178
Dragon Eggs Found:	9587	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.