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LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, guys, lol, Minecraft, smp, sports, watch, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling culture, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans be like, wrestling fans in 2021, wrestling fans reactions, wrestling fans reactions after 2004, wrestling fans unite, wrestling forever, wrestling history, wrestling humor, wrestling is life, wrestling jokes, wrestling memes, wrestling nostalgia, wwe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4236	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Raw, RIP, rip ass, rip his ass, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, tag team, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling humor, wrestling jokes, wrestling legends, wrestling match, wrestling memes, wwe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Potions Brewed:	107
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	258822	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4901	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1155	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4590
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	7531	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	312411	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5300
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2752

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	9582	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday