Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary players, the Builders and the Griefers. Will the Builders be able to create magnificent structures without them being blown up by the mischievous Griefers? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any player who dares to come near them.
And let’s not forget about the mysterious Hermit who roams the server, leaving behind cryptic clues and riddles for players to solve. Rumor has it that whoever solves all of the Hermit’s puzzles will be granted access to the legendary Diamond Castle, where untold riches await.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
1. CM Punk is not only booking the matches, but he’s also wrestling in them! That’s right, watch as he takes on creepers, zombies, and even the Ender Dragon in epic showdowns.
2. Maven’s commentary is top-notch, providing hilarious insights and commentary on all the action. Plus, he’ll occasionally break out into his iconic theme song just for fun.
3. Our server has a special feature where every time someone builds a wrestling ring, it magically transforms into a Hell in a Cell match. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.
4. Want to see Steve and Alex go head-to-head in a ladder match for diamonds? How about a Royal Rumble where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? It’s all possible on our server.
So come join us for some ridiculous wrestling-themed Minecraft fun! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next.
Our server takes you on a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any annoying in-laws or babies in sight. Say goodbye to being stuck in the worst room of the house and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a virtual world where you can finally get some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of family gatherings. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your MIL/DIL and her sisters’ shenanigans.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on our server and escape to a land where everything is made of pixelated blocks and the possibilities are endless.
But beware, not everything is as it seems in this wacky world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero that saves the day? The choice is yours.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun, right?).
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
But that’s not all! We have a guide to help you get the “good” end, a writefag guide for all your writing needs, and even a poetry jam for those creative souls.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that Monika herself has a Twitter account and we have a fan-made content pastebin that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Doki Doki Literature Club and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure like never before! (Disclaimer: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline information included for dramatic effect only)