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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2478 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.
