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CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	528
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	86	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3110
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	5175	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉