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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4895 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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