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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5188 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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