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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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