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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7036	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Emeralds Found:	665	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	3842
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1863
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	1770

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5829
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!