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MedievalCraft VS Hypixel

Character development, Community, Custom world, deep lore, Earth, Economy, erianor, german server, high middle ages, historical fiction, Immersive, immersive experience, Interactive, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Times, medievalcraft, Mini Games, old world, realistic society, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, storytelling, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	79
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Alien Abductions:	3

	Hypixel	MedievalCraft
Player Population	One of the largest Minecraft servers with thousands of players online at any given time	Smaller player base with a focus on immersive medieval roleplaying
Game Variety	Offers a wide range of minigames and custom game modes	Focuses on medieval roleplaying and a deep immersive world
Community	Large active community with forums and events	Tight-knit community focused on medieval storytelling and roleplaying
Gameplay Experience	Fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates	Slow-paced roleplaying experience with a focus on storytelling

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the player population like on Hypixel?	Hypixel has one of the largest player populations in Minecraft, with thousands of players online at any given time.
What is the focus of gameplay on MedievalCraft?	MedievalCraft focuses on medieval roleplaying and immersing players in a deep and realistic world.
Which server has a larger community?	Hypixel has a large and active community with forums, events, and a wide range of players.
What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel?	Hypixel offers fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates and a variety of minigames.

Down Undercraft: Where even the creepers have a home!

addiction, affordable housing, Australia, charity organizations, Community, CREEPERS, Government, home, homelessness, housing crisis, indigenous communities, INEQUALITY, mental health, outreach programs, POVERTY, poverty cycle, public policy, Social Issues, support services, UnderCraft, unemployment, urbanization, welfare system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Love Letters Sent:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, like a lost koala in the Australian outback? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from your virtual homelessness! Join us and build your dream home, complete with a pet kangaroo and a BBQ pit for all your pixelated culinary needs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to move in! So come on down under and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re almost as explosive as a Vegemite sandwich!

CraftyQueens: Where even the fightfag women can thrive in Minecraft!

breaking barriers, Combat sports, CraftyQueens, Female Athletes, female combatants, female empowerment, female fighter, Female Role Models, female warriors, fightfag, Fighting, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Martial Arts, Minecraft, physical strength, self defense, Thrive, WOMAN, Women, women fighters, women in combat, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!

HighlandsMC: Where virtual politicians try to avoid getting cancelled

Adventure, alliances, AVOID, building, CANCELLED, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, HighlandsMC, Kingdoms, Lore, Nations, politicians, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, strategy, Survival, Vanilla, virtual, Wars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

HighlandsMC Server Overview

Features:
Discord server promoting mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussions
Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server’s claims and territories
Friendly and involved moderation team
User-created storylines
Unique claiming system

Join the Discord today: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server launching today?	Yes, we are launching today!
What can I do on this server?	You can engage in mapping, content creation, lore and politics discussions, and create your own storylines.
How can I visualize the server’s claims and territories?	We have an excellent Dynmap feature for that purpose.
Is there a specific claiming system on this server?	Yes, we have a unique claiming system that differs from townyclaims.

Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server

Crafty, GRAND, Server, strategy, Warlords

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	9919	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Napoleon’s last moments on Saint Helena? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?

But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife

animated art, animated background, animated wallpaper, Bread, bread art, BreadCraft, BreadIsLife, Computer, computer graphics, creative design., Desktop, desktop aesthetics, desktop background, Desktop bread, desktop customization, digital animation, digital art, dreams, screen design, streamable clip, Technology, technology art, True, unique wallpaper, visual display

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchantments Applied:	222
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?

Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

1.21 blocks, administrator, blocks, collaboration, collide, Communication, Community, cooperation, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, HARD, java, Join, life-long gamer, madness, Mature, proximity VoIP, simple voice chat, Small, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla Experience, Wacky, Whitelist, wonderland, Zaffeine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8276
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Kawhi VS Hypixel

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Well-established server with a large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of games and activities	Can experience lag during peak times
Frequent updates and new content	Some games may have long queue times

Kawhi Network
Pros	Cons
Offers cash prizes	Relatively new server, may have fewer players
1.20 factions and survival gameplay	May have limited features compared to more established servers
Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH	May have less frequent updates

FAQ:

1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.

2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.

3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.

4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.

5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.

Blocky Banter: LOLs and Lava

anger, banter, blocky, Communication, Disappointment, discrimination, EASY, Frustration, ghosted, ghosting, hate, kms, lava, LGBTQ, lols, Loneliness, mental health, queer, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self worth, Struggling, transphobic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9249	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted in the dating world? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never get ghosted again! Our virtual world is full of friendly players who will never leave you hanging.

And if you’re sick of encountering transphobia, you’ll be happy to know that our server is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ individuals. In fact, our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are gender-neutral!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to ghosting and transphobia forever!

MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!

Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Beliefs, Community, CREEPERS, customs, family, Hanukkah, heritage, History, Identity, Jewish culture, Kids, Kosher, MatzahCraft, meat, meat shields, passover, Religion, Rituals, shields, synagogue, Torah, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4113	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!

But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!