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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 45 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
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