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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6052 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever witness. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs!
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