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RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2014	Void Armor Forged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	7649
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7567

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1180	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!