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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	3608	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Towns Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6937	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

sun-mc.us.to:30551